Mom's Not a Doctor
Mom takes my finger
And pricks it with a needle:
Just one drop of blood.
“It cures my nausea!”
Friends listen in disbelief,
“Sounds like child abuse.”
But for me, it works.
Just one prick, one drop of blood.
And I feel anew.
Go to your doctor,
Trust your technology, but
Don’t insult my mom.
Just a little sting –
It’s how we’ve always done it.
Hold your dirty looks.